• Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
• What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
• How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
• Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable.
• I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
• Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
• How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
• Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
• What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.
• Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.